christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

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zftw:

there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 

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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

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betterthankanyebitch:

me leaving school

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spoken-not-written:

AUTUMN’S ON IT’S WAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

  1. SWEATERS
  2. HOT CHOCOLATE
  • HALLOWEEN AND PUMPKINS
  1. SWEATERS
  • CONKERS
  1. WATCHING DISNEY FILMS WHILE IT RAINS
  2. DID I MENTION SWEATERS?!

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beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

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jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

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fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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mahou-chan:

it-a:

when my friends make new oc’s
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ITA OH MY GOD

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LOOK WHAT MY MOM MADE!!!

LOOK WHAT MY MOM MADE!!!


Other genders and lack thereof exist. If you dont agree with me, go eat worms.

papas-panda-princette:

I AM genderqueer. I am proud. Screw you.

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fawn01:

happy piggy part 2 featuring his wife Millie

fawn01:

happy piggy part 2 featuring his wife Millie

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fukinny:

Burvil knows how a hierarchy works.

She is queen, everybody else is not.

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